So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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