i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
