wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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