video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
