apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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