I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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