FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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