Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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