There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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