some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I did not marry a roomba.
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