Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's never too late to be topless.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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