Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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