Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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