I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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