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my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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