your thong is hanging out like whoa
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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