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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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