my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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