Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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