Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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