Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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