Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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