haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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