I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I could fuck to npr.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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