I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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