Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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