Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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