actually, I'm a sock model
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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