his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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