i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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