So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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