soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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