Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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