I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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