Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
