She announced her abortion via fbk
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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