Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
