Kiss
Puke
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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