My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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