the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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