How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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