i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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