do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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