margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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