How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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