Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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