I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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