You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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