The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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