Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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